Morton, now known as Doc Wasabassco, is running one of the best Burlesque shows in town and you can buy the fine wasabi red pepper sauce from him next time you go.
Another Weird Crap story of mine which is truly disturbing, Bacon Becomes Her, horrified some of my friends so much, they suggested that I burn it, delete it, and never let it see the light of day. Better read this one at night.
mmm, bacon. I bet it tastes great with wasabassco on it.